May 2012
Is it really only a wednesday
masterofqualitycontrol:
and i have a track meet on Thursday and Friday
but then nothing. And then i can do ADULT THINGS.
like watch Netflix…and other stuff totally grown up
Claiming we need to tax the poor more while...
jerrymuffinbutt:
yepperoni:
are you a trap card because ive fallen for you
“I can produce magnificient quantities of lactic fluids!”
– proclaimed nurse Sontaran as I killed myself laughing… (via diaryofateenageprocrascinator)
Time to Talk a lot about Nothing: My father just... →
megaparsecs:
anedumacation:
the-linja:
Backstory: a few weeks ago, I accepted an internship with the DC Center for LGBT Resources. My father found out, threatened to kick me out if I did it, and basically raged on and on for a while. My flight to DC is on May 24th, and I’m pretty…
masterofqualitycontrol:
my little brother walks into the bathroom
bathroom is close to where i’m sitting
starts peeing loudly
brother yells in rigby’s voice FIIISSSST PUUUUUUUMP while peeing
i died
Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
Asian Languages
chinese: ching chang chong
korean: chinghae chanmnida chongsayo
japanese: chingneko changdesu chongkawaii
viet: chingbuc changbuc chongbuc
filipino: PUUTANGG INAAAA MOOOOO!!!! JKSDVNOJBFNFL
wingless-tori:
wordsmythologic:
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mishacollinsbutt:
why can’t i walk around shirtless
what is so offensive about boobs
slumscape:
i want.. no i need to learn how to dance like every single one of these guys
like-lucy-in-the-sky:
thisishowbadicanbe:
...
My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
so excited for summerrrrr (:
lolsofunny:
alreadyy got my bathingg suit !
work it Me
