Im GAY and want a 117 YEAR OLD TRANSGENDER ROBOT IN A LEATHER JACKET to PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
Give Paul Heyman credit: he could read a menu that has only salad and tea and have you hanging on every single word.
cynicalsleeper said: The "far" in the lyric "Hatchy Boy you're ready to go far" of Hatch Fever was originally gonna be sung harmoniously among the three robots, but it reminded Hatchworth so much of how happy he was to be let out of the vault that he belted out the part on his own. There was a moment of pause where Hatchy kinda panicked and worried about if he made a mistake and would be sent back to the vault again, but Rabbit was just like "hey that's pretty good! I like it!" And it stayed Hatchy's part forever
Rabbit and the spine wrote hatch fever because they were really exited and happy about seeing their baby bro and then they sit him down and show it to him because they want him to help add finishing touches and stuff and he just. Nervously makes suggestions but the spine and rabbit are super encouraging like YEAH YOU CAN SING THAT PART THATS A GREAT IDEA! YOU KNOW YEAH THIS SONG WAS MISSING A DUBSTEP BREAKDOWN GREAT CALL HATCHMISTER YOURE A NATURAL AT THIS YEAH
Anonymous said: I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.
kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt
you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……
tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why