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Posted on 29th Jul at 5:59 PM, with 6 notes

princessskittybot:

Im GAY and want a 117 YEAR OLD TRANSGENDER ROBOT IN A LEATHER JACKET to PUNCH ME IN THE FACE

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:41 AM, with 4 notes

the-reaper-89:

Give Paul Heyman credit: he could read a menu that has only salad and tea and have you hanging on every single word.

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:38 AM, with 4 notes

cynicalsleeper said: The "far" in the lyric "Hatchy Boy you're ready to go far" of Hatch Fever was originally gonna be sung harmoniously among the three robots, but it reminded Hatchworth so much of how happy he was to be let out of the vault that he belted out the part on his own. There was a moment of pause where Hatchy kinda panicked and worried about if he made a mistake and would be sent back to the vault again, but Rabbit was just like "hey that's pretty good! I like it!" And it stayed Hatchy's part forever

princessskittybot:

Rabbit and the spine wrote hatch fever because they were really exited and happy about seeing their baby bro and then they sit him down and show it to him because they want him to help add finishing touches and stuff and he just. Nervously makes suggestions but the spine and rabbit are super encouraging like YEAH YOU CAN SING THAT PART THATS A GREAT IDEA! YOU KNOW YEAH THIS SONG WAS MISSING A DUBSTEP BREAKDOWN GREAT CALL HATCHMISTER YOURE A NATURAL AT THIS YEAH

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:34 AM, with 63,387 notes

porndirector:

When I get hit on

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:24 AM, with 370,543 notes

jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING! I just really love fall. YES. 

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:24 AM, with 371,342 notes

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:23 AM, with 7,067 notes

Anonymous said: I joined your blog late... are you gay? Or bi? You're hot tho.

cyberho:

blastortoise:

cyberho:

kinda offended @ how straight isn’t even an option tbh like I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt 

you literally said that you wanted some guy to fist you so hard that your organs get turned in a milkshake and it seeps out of you now gaped asshole……

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Posted on 29th Jul at 8:23 AM, with 43,078 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:23 AM, with 5,123 notes
jengrayson:

Nice to see Newt Geiszler is moving on to new things after eliminating the Kaiju threat

jengrayson:

Nice to see Newt Geiszler is moving on to new things after eliminating the Kaiju threat

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:23 AM, with 84,144 notes

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:23 AM, with 110,765 notes

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

Posted on 29th Jul at 8:23 AM, with 133,845 notes

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

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