tbh i really liked the idea for Trans Woman Pearl but the fact that Gems can shapeshift / have no set sex kinda tosses that headcanon into a black hole
Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.
Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet.
Ah’m gonna wrassle with it.
#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME
thefinespine asked: rabbit uses her amazing power to mimic the spine's voice to push him toward thomas while yelling out at him "IM THE SPINE AND IVE GOT A BIG GAY CRUSH ON YOU"
real talk she’d do that so fucking much it’s hilarious
She’d probably see them chilling together in a room and as she’s walking past the open doorway she’d just yell out stuff in Spine’s voice just to start something or get him riled up
normally she’s nice and doesn’t go for the childish jokes (she knows that if she makes a go spine go joke in front of thomas he’ll start something way hard) and when that happens the outcomes are never bad it only goes uphill from there
I am a being of pure glorious fury.
And I want to talk to someone. Let’s call it tmi Friday, or sleep over Friday, whatever. Do it